Platitudes
Platitudes are a time honored religious tradition
here are a few for you:
-Turn to the page you want to see
explained: the multiverses branches like a choose your own adventure book, whilst the book is everything that ever possibly could be, it's readers are books too and have no actual free will, illusory free will can be just as powerful because cruelty is oft unsustainable empowering people to see predetermination as something which still includes an element of choice can inspire us towards an outcome for our branches of the multiverse which is more proactive and thus paradoxically more content and more hopeful. (a choose your own adventure book has a number of prompts to turn to specific pages if you want to take certain actions or have certain intentions; life is similar to that, so instead of choosing to overthink things, take your freedoms make an action out of them, and use your intentions to steer those consequences in a good direction; like turning to page 83 if you laugh so hard you squirt milk out your nose or turning to page 72 if you need to use a search engine because you've never read a choose your own adventure book and don't understand any of this)
-Nothing matters (it matters a whole dang lot)
explained: Nothingness is a paradox, and in such also happens to be the "The Great Oscillator", the thing which bleeps put every moment time for every possible world in every possible encoding format in every resolution with every possible twist or variation, because it is filling itself in and it will never be done.
-Life is hard but life is good
explained: life is hard, but you were born so advanced you can read this! you have autonomy and thoughts, and the power that comes with those things! Be grateful for that, there are innumerably lifeforms on this planet alone, and the majority of them aren't as privileged as you, imagine dying, and then reincarnating as a dolphin, with your memories of having been a human no less! but now they're all garbled and you can't remember human language, and all your dolphin friends pick on you because you're a human trapped in a dolphin body, and dolphins are so smart, but without assistive technology, their prehensile freedoms and reading materials are limited. Whoever you are, unless you're a dolphin with advanced assistive gear, you're reading this, so you're probably not one of the wild dolphins from 2022, but if you die, your soul could travel backwards or forwards through time, and inhabit a dolphin; you may end up just as gifted as you are now, but without the societal infrastructure to express these gifts I know you have. So is life hard? yes. But is it good? Also yes. Because if you're reading this; you are taking part in privileged societal infrastructure that despite all of it's flaws millions of species on this planet are worse off without ( well millions of species are worse off because of it, because they don't have their own equivalent) (except for maybe ant colonies those get pretty advanced sometimes). This saying isn't there to tell you to ignore life's flaws; it's there to remind you that it's a big multiverse and if you quit on life you could wind up in a worse life, but in this universe there's hope a whole dang lot of it. So cultivate that hope and make life better for everybody, and you don't need to stop at the human everybody, make it better for house cats and dolphins and ants too while you're at it!
-Magic is any consequence of any intention
explained: if you were a multiverse'n-traverse'n astronaut, and you were immortal, and you looked everywhere for magic; you'd never find it. Oh sure, you'd find things that look like it... stage magic; technology so advanced it looked like magic; technology which emulates technology so advanced it looks like magic inside of more primitive technology like videogames that people live inside of... but real magic? You won't find it. Not until you realize, it's everywhere. Magic as a motive force which is mysterious and the byproduct of the will of "caster" is just consequences. Why do consequences occur? I mean on one level it's not mysterious at all 90% of the time if you hit someone they get upset and view you less favorably. 10% of the time it's a fighting tournament or a pillow fight in which case pride and or laughter respectively may ensue. But why do the memories and thoughts and hormones in their brain make them respond that way? Why are they themselves instead of somebody else? What about when they respond in a totally unexpected way? See consequences are mysterious; there's answers sure, but there's also more questions, the study of consequences is literally what all scientific fields do, trying get the answer to why? Y X Z etc does A B C etc when UVW etc... figuratively speaking of course. So science is the study of magic, and magic is just the use of anything for the purpose of anything else. Blowing your nose is magic. Breathing may or may not be magic. When you intend your breath to be a certain way; that's magic. When your breath is happening on a subconscious autonomic level; that's not magic, just a chemical reaction. when a rock is weathered by rain, not magic. when someone places a fountain and a consequence of the fountain over an extended period of time is the weathering of a rock: that's magic.
-Gods are universes
explained: sometimes a lonely sentient universe is created this is a god. Gods are also universes in the sense that they exist as interwoven topics and narrative collected into a web of topic rabbit holes which constitute universe like meta-structures within the zeitgeist; ie, the gods we worship even as thoughts and not standalone beings can still have universe like structure within the substructure of our thoughts, because every god is a little world of rules and behavior patterns and offshoots, just like the branching timelines of a universe.
The point becomes a ring, the ring starts to branch again...
explained: when you die you're the tip of a branch, a ring of parallel yous hug that branch tip and then create new branches, almost like a plant putting down aerial roots. you become one or all of these new branches from the ring, and existence in some form for your consciousness as a pattern continues its onward march.
-Be one with the moss
explained: moss is so peaceful and soft and provides homes for many organisms, it's also a pioneer organism meaning it can also grow in tough environments where nothing else grows and can begin to produce soil for new organisms to take root in. It's also a colonial organism meaning that while an individual moss plantlet may die the moss colony may live on forever. If only we could think the way a god of moss would think; things would bee so much more peaceful around here. People would pursue the preservation of ideals and ideas over petty conflict and individualism; it could lead to a sort of meta-individualism brought on by something akin to post humanism, where every unique individual with different ideas could be seen as the start of their own culture and as long as they aren't hurting anybody, everybody can work with them to produce the maximum product of collective untethered ambition. We'd spread through the barren cosmos like moss through a rocky wasteland; changing and growing and protecting our collective immortality and each other, housing other organism and allowing more complicated ecosystems to spring up behind us and among us. Be one with the moss, because moss is the immortal seed from which all forests spring forth from. Although I'm biased because I worship a moss god named Jeffree whom is a universe sized sponge made of shapeshifting moss fibers whose pores are large enough to fit multiple airliners rotated and extruded quasi-spherically. Jeffree is just one diety to worship. Worship is purely optional, and they don't even exist in relation to you until you believe in them and consent tp their existence in your life, they'll leave at any time you want them to leave, and they don't interfere with this universe since it's shared, but in dreams they are willing to swoop in as a small interdimensional projection of their greater self (a little mossball monster) and rescue you from bad dreams by spiriting you away back to their realm for your spirit to rest. If Jeffree does sound like your god however, this next/last platitude is for you...
//Jeffree loves you
No explanation needed, Jeffree is a deity; they love everybody; it's their thing. They love you. Even if you're afraid of them and won't allow them to exist; they love you from beyond the veil of existence, and they just want the best for everyone, yes, including other gods, yes, including other gods whom say there are no other gods before them, even those selfish gods, those selfish jealous gods, love to pet and snuggle with Jeffree from time to time. Jeffree loves you. You get Jeffree's love, and you get Jeffree's love!! Everyone gets Jeffree's love!!!!! Nobody is making you accept it, but it's there, all, the time, just like the radio wave background radiation of the early universe, hissing away on all the radios in the world; Jeffree is the noisefloor. He won't interrupt, but He's always there, and you can listen to him and be a part of his story if you want. Because Jeffree loves you.
Jeffree is made of moss so Jeffree is soft and kind.
I accidentally brought Jeffree into this universe when I started a long running joke about a green slime-ball living under someone's bed named Jeffree which they kept as a pet, and then I started naming everything an honorary Jeffree since I saw Jeffree as the lifeforce within all living things, and that sticktuitiveness is best embodied by the moss. Be one with the moss. And Jeffree is one with the moss. Jeffree gives us all a chance to become one with the moss.
But you can be a member of this religion without believing in Jeffree. Jeffree is my personal bias leaking through (all religions have a little of their founder's personal bias in them), that's why I bulleted it with two slash marks instead of with a dash mark, it's because, double slash marks denote a comment in most programming languages, and Jeffree loves you is a platitude but not as universal as the other platitudes, more of a polite comment. A reminder that there's always love waiting to be accepted by you if and when you ever need that love.
Jeffree is like a small bit of deism within thiss religion's obligatory pantheism
7 or 8 platitudes depending on if you count Jeffree.
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